About the Boy

This is my son, Raiden(AKA The Menace). He is an iPod 7th generation. He used to be an 5.5, but my uncle gave me his old 7th gen and I was like "A logic board that actually recognizes the headphone remote? Uh... yes please!" So I took the battery and memory and put them in the new body. The 7th gen iPod classic metallic, and really sleek compared to the 5.5's plastic body, which reminded me of how Raiden from Metal Gear is a cool robot but used to be a weird twink, so now my iPod has the nickname.

The photos you're viewing right now are him during surgery and immediately after waking up from the intial surgery to get the 5.5 body working. What a brave boy. His name is "The Menace" because of the many pains he has caused me, including but not limited to nearly blowing up my home, jostling his memory loose and dying, falling on the floor and breaking his screen, several headphone jacks being destroyed, and completely wiping his storage when I tried to put a movie on him.